Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
id be glad to
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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