Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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