Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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