yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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