He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
