Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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