dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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