nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Randomize
