If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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