I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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