piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
