In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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