i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
This beer is not sobering me up at all
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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