im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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