I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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