I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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