My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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