Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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