I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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