She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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