What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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