I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I'm having to shit out rocks
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