you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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