Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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