Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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