well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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