ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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