yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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