I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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