But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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