He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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