I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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