am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
