I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I CAN MOONWALK!
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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