You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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