I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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