I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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