jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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