I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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