question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
