So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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