Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
