hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Buhtt sex?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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