.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
A bitchslap is in order.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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