I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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