whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
worst night to have a conscience
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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