just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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