i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
