I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
my being single is dangerous.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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