he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
its liver damage thursday
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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