I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize