Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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