I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
